noodl3senpai:

partisan-by-default:

traycakes:

Always funny when someone has a default angry response to criticism they get so used to using they just automatically fire it off at the most inappropriate time.

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nattididwrong:

berserklrina:

assiraphales:

a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched

solardrake:

solardrake:

solardrake:

coolstreetbubba:

i am going to do it

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

it a litle bit cold

hotvampireadjacent:

coughloop:

insert-funny-url-here:

milk5:

U live in the same world as Breakfast

kunoichl:

funniest tiktok exchange of all time

mobstuffy:

im-mender:

spyrowiki:

im-mender:

ALT

library-seraph:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

do you see

well yes and no

#no thats amy lee lead singer of evanescence#the main character of my immortal is ebony darkness dementia raven way who looks a lot like amy lee#(AN if you dont kno who dat is get da hell out!)

makahitaki:

raevenlywrites:

blease… i’m pegging you….

dude you have to thrust me on this one..

whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice